AK 56 strikes and how!

                                                 

Funny: While every common man is making a bee-line for bank and ATM, every ‘con-man’ is screaming ‘terror attack’, being beaten black and blue, err black and white!

Punny: Real(ly) (e)state is in a state of shock what after being hit by a ten-ton-brick

F: Jewellers are painfully reminded of old classic Hindi movie – ‘Jewel Thief’

PF: A cross section of society is so cross with the measure

F: And you have Didi-the Durgi denouncing it as draconian

P: People and press going ‘gaga’ over a certain ‘Raga’ going to ATM

F:Ever since the AK56 strike, banks are devastated by the ‘demon’etisation debris

P: You mean a flood of 500 and 1000 currencies

F: You see bankers parroting ‘as long as you have Aadhar, you don’t have to ‘darr’(worry)

P: You can drive around with your ‘licence’ for exchanging old notes

F: ‘Pan’ India you need to have a card

P: Please note to give your ‘vote’(r ID) to get your note (exchanged)

F: It is your ‘passport’ to long term gain

P: Remember, no-pain-no-gain theory

Even as the common man is grappling with the financial war unleashed by AK56 aimed at ‘con-man’, we are ‘Left’ with no alternative but to take it with a pinch-of-salt which is hurting your pocket no less! Brace yourself for more pain (gain)!!