Fair Deal

Funny: Vijay Mallya says he won’t get a fair trial in India

Punny: How unfair particularly when he had a ‘you-scratch-my-back-i-scratch-yours’ deal

F:the deal which ensured the ‘great escape’ to London, was it a fair deal?

P:Even as the hapless bankers  were pleading in the court for his detention and suspension of his passport, Mallya was laughing his way to airport

F:Leaving the bankers with egg on their face

P: And you call them professional bankers?

F: Na, more like a bunch of jokers, seriously

P: A consortium of Bankers with ‘blinkers-on forever’

F: Consider the sequence of events – Mallya, sans the battery of giggling beauties, in broad daylight, with a truckload of baggage, bidding an eternal goodbye to India and at about the same time bankers pleading with the court for his detention and revocation of passport!!

P: Comedy of errors or errors of comedy?

F: I reckon both

P: Are you suggesting a ‘wilful’ deal to turn a nelson eye to the ‘great escape’?

F: But bankers have labelled him ‘wilful defaulter’

P: Both are equally guilty – one for ‘wilful deal’, the other for ‘wilful default’

Even as the media, the public and the bankers fret-n-fume, rage-n-rant, all we can do for now is to watch him being interviewed by ‘financial times’ on his ‘financial mess’! What an irony? What a deal?